Don't test drive a brand new scooter if you have never driven one before. Now you own a piece of junk.
Countless people get owned!
Only thing he is singing now is sweet chin music.
Any brains this guy had just got melted.
His girl bakes him a red velvet cupcake for his birthday but plays a prank and puts a gross frosting on it.
What goes around comes around.
I guess he didn't see the giant white van driving down the street he was about to land in.
That's going to leave a mark!
Grandpa hits a bump and flips out.
Next time shut up during the tennis match!