10 Drugs Not to Take Before Driving

A german guy demonstrates what would happen if you took each of these 10 drugs while driving.

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

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5 reasons not to be a penis...

1. Youre bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more

9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, its cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why dont w...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Cool Bird Is Not Impressed

You're going to have to do better if you want to impress this bird.

10/15/2012 12:00:00 AM

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Do Not Distrub!

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. ...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Do Not Sit on That Penis

That is one penis you ladies do not want to sit on.

6/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Dont Bother Im Not Drunk Yet

I guess I will try later after a few cosmos.

6/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Epic Baseball Catch Or Not?

Wait a second, something doesn't look right here.

7/17/2012 12:00:00 AM

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Fat Woman Should Not Be Wearing That

I'm pretty sure this wasn't made for fat women.

3/20/2013 10:31:35 AM

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How Not To Backflip Off Your Porch

Next stop...the hospital for some stitches.

2/12/2013 11:06:11 AM

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