How To Sleep In Class And Not Get Caught

Hmm, How come I never thought of that? Oh yea, I like my hair.

3/27/2012 12:00:00 AM

13,414

That Was Not a Countdown

The slingshot claims another victim.

1/23/2012 12:00:00 AM

23,862

Not Your Typical Homeless Man Sign

Guess he doesn't want your spare change.

8/18/2011 12:00:00 AM

43,324

Little Kid Does Not Want To Get Married

She just wants to take half your stuff little man. Hold your ground.

7/25/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,607

Not Ready For Race Car Test Drive

I think this guy was expecting a smoother ride.

6/10/2011 12:00:00 AM

28,782

Not wearing panties

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick gla...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,515

Th clock shop, not cock shop!

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The...read more

11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,862

Husband is Not An ATM Machine

I would have to agree with him.

10/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

14,835

Things NOT to say to a cop!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t real...read more

8/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,801

Not going to make it...

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned fo...read more

7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

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