Not all is a loss...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the u...read more

3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,455

Billy Mays Bill

Billy Mays came out with his own money and its only 19.95.

1/11/2010 12:00:00 AM

22,846

Mens Mastercard Commercial

Cover Charge $15.00
Round of Drinks $23.00
Table Dance- $30.00
Another round of drinks $23.00
Co...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,877

What you get for $25 bucks in Vegas!

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. Whe...read more

8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,797

If I only had a p*ssy

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.

He had saw this hooker and he asked "How...read more

6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,125

Lawyers...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...read more

3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,695

Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was ...read more

3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,696

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,221

Vacation Time

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but ...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,586

Witness Protection

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. Its after midnight. While on his way home, he a...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,496