Don't use mom's glassware.
Irresponsible mom of the year.
Hmm, what's going on at that salon?
And the sh*t hits the fan. No presents for you this year!!!
Mom, there is something I need to tell you...Wonder how she handles it?
This guy is going to get his balls busted big time in jail.
Mom is ready to kill her son!
I present to you the world's worst dad!!! The mom isn't so bright either. When you shut the door, it turns on...