Some Has My Pen A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...read more 11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM 102,767
Cofounded Sex A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. Hi...read more 1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM 7,676
Circumcision Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" The first man says. &q...read more 8/26/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,002
Three samples A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "Ill need you to come back...read more 1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,610
Top 10 Lists Top Ten Reasons beer is better then women10...You can have a beer in public.9...When you go to a...read more 9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM 64,044
Old Man and Two Nymphomaniacs So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a larg...read more 10/16/2012 12:00:00 AM 12,617
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,523
Scooby Dooby Doo! A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,151
Whos looking for work? Four doctors are standing around one day are talkin bout the economy and how it’s affecting th...read more 1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,022
Burning Hell A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds draw...read more 2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,793