Adam and Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "Whats w...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,949

Always keep your condoms in your car

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to g...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

69,714

Am I hurting you?

A couple, who had been married for years, were making love.

He asked, "Dear, am I hurting yo...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,067

Bathroom Scale

A husband was in big trouble after forgetting his wedding anniversary.

His wife scathingly told h...read more

9/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,212

Be afraid..very afraid!

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and tal...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,211

Betty Crocker

A newlywed couple moves into their new house.

One day the husband comes home from work and his w...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,812

Close your mouth!

Two guys sitting in a bar, one says, "After 10 years of marriage, sex is down to three times a ...read more

5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,426

COLD

To men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow ...read more

12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,054

Cris-co vs Lard Ass

A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says t...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,556

Doomed Marriage

Check out the heels on the groom's shoes. Someone help him!

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

37,735