Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
He took the corner a little to fast.
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered.
Mom and dad decided to check on him with the baby monitor app and this is what they saw.
A little boy lets a cicada crawl all over his face and enter his mouth. Mom looks on while the cicada is hanging off his tongue.