Time to lay off the twinkies.
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
The Man Show Kid tries to get a date. Another classic!
WTF, her favorite popsicle flavor is dick...lol
Who the hell designed that for a kid?
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Mommy never hugged this guy...
For when your kid is getting out of control.