If you were looking for a good way to get kicked off the team, this should do it.
He needed a haircut anyway.
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
The avalanche was a lot bigger then they anticipated!
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
Wonder if anyone will ever beat it?
He must have smoked himself stupid.