Family Kidnapped by Ninjas!
He will kick your ass with his dead legs
This dude rocks. At least he is honest!
Please help him get a hair weave.
Got any loose change for this guy? He's going to need it.
Need money for my wifes ransom.
Being broke and homeless, smelling like sh*t, and sifting through garbage is the new sexy!!!
You better pay this man or else!