Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you woul...read more
A little girl asked her mother: "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, ...read more
The ultimate World Creation experience, work all the way up from bacteria and beetles, to clay and ceramics, to tools, weapons and beyond. But beware, creating a whole world is not so easy. Unleash your inner god.
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?”
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks th...read more
XOMBIE - Chapter 6: The Hands of God
Create storms, build armies, grow a civilization andâ€¦ drink vodka! Doodle God puts the power of creation in your hands. Mixing and matching different elements, work your way up, all the way from bacteria and beetles, to clay and ceramics, to tools, weapons and beyond!
Math lingo written on a dirty rear windshield.
When there was only one place for the piece to go... that's when He carried you.