This is why you don't try to make out with Parrot's.
Ancient Chinese instrument used to play super mario theme.
This guy's girlfriend has a nervous breakdown over tumbleweeds.
Why would you want to deadlift in high heels anyway?
A drunk douchebag was harassing a group of girls on the beach. A bigger dude game to their rescue.
Whatever team you play for...
He definitely didn't take it like a man. Wimp!