Damn, I thought I was good at hacky sack back in the day. Nope!!!
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
I bet you wish you had that kinda money!
Who ever knew there was a world champion anvil shooter?
Behold the definition of insane!
This is why you always need to check underneath public toilet seats!
A stubbed toe can be more dangerous then you think.