Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
Is he ever going to get his ice cream?
When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
Beer > Eggs, Cream Cheese and Milk
Anyone for a heart attack?
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
I could go for some donuts myself.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
Opened 24 hours? Sounds enticing...