That's what happens when you spear fish in the ocean off of South Africa.
That's what you get for trying to poop on him.
"My Golden Retriever/Boxer mix Stripe has become quite the fisher-dog. Today, he hit the mother load and I was fortunate enough to have the camera rolling..."
Have you ever seen what happens with a pufferfish goes into defense mode?
Attack of the flying carp!
No goldfish were harmed in the making of this prank. However, they did die of natural causes as all goldfish do. Just kidding...
I'd go fishing with her anytime!