This has got to be the weirdest proposal I've seen on the web yet. As if being lit on fire wasn't enough, he gets blasted by an onslaught of rockets as well...lol
Defend against stick samurai, helicopters, grenade launchers, giants and kamikaze ninjas!
Door closing + gas fumes + fire = combustion = Boom!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
Next time make sure you have a fire extinguisher on board!
Beans Beans they're good for your heart, throw them in the fire and get blown apart!
Those crazy Russians are at it again. Anyone for a pig roast in under 5 minutes?
Not the best prank to pull on your buddy, unless you want to burn holes in everything in his house.
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
That's a sign that you should quit smoking.