A tanker leaked a massive cloud of flammable gas which got ignited.
Can you operate two characters at once? Get this couple to the exit, while collecting diamonds. Naturally, each has special talents that'll make the going easier.
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
Imagine drinking and bathing in that water? It can't be good for you.
That's a good way to lose all your hair.
Are kids getting dumber and dumber by the minute?
Is your campfire burning out? Then bust out the Harley and FIRE it up...no pun intended.
Run while you still can!!!
PRO TIP: Don't use a lighter to check for a gas leak.