He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
This person just happened to catch lighting striking her house wires on the telephone pole.
There was a fire and this news crew found the absolutely perfect person to ask about it. Live TV Gold!
Because only real men shave their legs with fire...
Volcanoes are cool. The extreme heat causes instant combustion!
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
He survived and is now in stable condition thanks to the people that helped him.
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Probably not the best spot to do that experiment.