One slip up and somebody is going to get hurt!
The firemen were in such a rush they forgot to use their brakes.
The bus driver is pissed!
Probably not the best spot to do that experiment.
Who's idea was it to give the drunk guy a fire extinguisher?
Not the best prank to pull on your buddy, unless you want to burn holes in everything in his house.
See how fast you can target practice.
Are kids really this stupid these days? His friends pour acetone on his head and light it on fire for fun. Don't try this at home!
I never knew how flammable ping pong balls were!
Booze and fire never mix well.