A tanker leaked a massive cloud of flammable gas which got ignited.
That's one way to shut her up. Wait for it...
A bunch of idiots rioting could use some lessons in fire safety.
This is exactly why you don't throw water on an oil fire! These guys should have been a little more prepared.
Gotta love women drivers! Why do they always forget to take the nozzle out of their cars?
You are Pyro Guy, a bomb expert and your objective is to destroy precise targets. Avoid the guards and use your explosives wisely. Infiltrate a social network giant, take down a space centre and blow up a nuclear plant. All in a days work for the Pyro Guy!
This might be a good time to get out of the house now...
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! You have failed at all of them.
This has got to be the weirdest proposal I've seen on the web yet. As if being lit on fire wasn't enough, he gets blasted by an onslaught of rockets as well...lol