How this guy did not get the ever loving sh*t beat out of him is beyond me!
Don't bust out the "me love you long time" and "me so horny" lines to the Asian girl in the front row unless you want to get pummeled.
You picked the wrong guy to come after with a steel pipe.
Our dearest Hobo has died and gone to hell! He now needs to face hordes of demons and their master Satan. This should be all in a day's work for Hobo!
You ripped me off. Lets fight!
Angry over a falling down fence.
Bitch i'm trying to make beats!
Beware, you never know what lurks around the corner.
The kid broke his wrist. I hope this guy does jail time. 'Like' this if you agree.
Check out the cool backflip ninja move he pulls off too.