Jumping in high heels doesn't work very well.
The loud music must have rattled his guts.
These kids must be geniuses!
Was that supposed to be a stage dive?
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
Just do it before you can think about it...
How not to break down a door.
When you're going to show off your abs of steel make sure your partner knows the difference between ABS and RIBS!