A Russian rocket carrying multiple satellites into orbit malfunctioned shortly after launch and erupted into a massive explosion with an epic shockwave.
The army is running out of resources.
hmmm, how come nothing is getting picked up?
This is a good way to singe off the hair on your body or loose some limbs.
There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
I feel like that should have been in a comedy movie or something. FAIL
Two Asian guys attempt to play a arcade boxing game where you hit a punching bag. Both fail miserably!
This is the very reason why the internet was invented.
Wait for it....Wait for it...