Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
As soon as I saw the glass doors I knew what was going to happen.
Right in the family jewels!
He took an ambien before going on tv. Bad idea!
Whoa, they weren't expecting that to happen.
Don't worry kid, there will be many more of those...
He's just up there waving his hands around. Did he really think nobody would catch on?
This all would have been avoided if he was wearing his seatbelt...