The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
A woman driver (of course) totally owns the dude pumping her gas when she takes off before the attendant can remove the hose.
How do these guys make it to the NBA and suck that bad at free throws!?
These guys are developing a new style of retarded kung fu. They are dangerous ninjas!
The second part of the news bloopers from earlier this week.
Well that's one way to get out of a ticket!
Probably about time to think of a different sport.
Good luck finding your dog!
He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.