The captain don't give a f*ck!
The glass pan he was using isn't rated for that amount of direct heat.
WTF is going on in this world???
Clearly not a sports fan.
Don't test drive a brand new scooter if you have never driven one before. Now you own a piece of junk.
Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
One too many shots at the bar.
The landing was not very graceful. That's going to leave a mark.
I don't think that was part of the show. He goes airborne!