Wake up....Boom, Headshot!
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
Cmon kid really? HERON...
The awkward moment when your friend's thumb makes you look like a tranny.
Even sea life can fail at times.
The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
What in the hell is this person doing? They are either hammered or high as a kite.
It's raining birthday cakes in the arena.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.