Fishing is not for everyone.
They may be winning the war against the fire but NOT gravity.
There wasn't enough time for the parachute to open.
Don't quit your day job, the circus is not for you!
Turns out a tricycles don't drift very well.
Pro Tip: Stay on the beach and out of the ocean.
He almost reaches the mountain summit when all of a sudden...
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.