Gun safety rule number one: Don't look down the barrel of a gun.
Who needs a beauty parlor when you got a nice diesel truck!
You're not supposed to melt your face off!
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.
Hmm, How come I never thought of that? Oh yea, I like my hair.
Why would anyone get this tattoo on their face?
He totally thought he had it in the bag. He goes from being cocky to dumbfounded.