This is how you tell if someone has had to much to drink.
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
Great way to knock yourself out!
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.
This drunk dude at the bar manages to get in on the live news report. He's a superstar.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
Dumbass picked literally the biggest dude to fight with.