Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Booze and hula hoops don't mix.
Drunk guy leaves the stadium but wants back in. Kicking the door is not going to work. He gets whats coming to him.
Grandma can blame it on old age but I think maybe she didn't like her grandson's new bride.
Even though the cop is trying to keep a straight face he's still going to jail.