This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Nice and quick way to get a buzz!
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head. Also a dramatic bystander almost loses his arm!
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
He'll have a pretty good hangover in the morning.
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
The dog was getting it on with this drunk girl.