The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Don't order the large beer because its the same size as the small.
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
Now you see him, now you don't.
It's safe to say she had one too many.
He shoots it right into her face...
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
This is what happens when the polish drink too much of their vodka.