Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
Grandma can blame it on old age but I think maybe she didn't like her grandson's new bride.
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
Dont try to fly an airplane when your drunk.
This is what happens when you drink to much and you have awesome friends.
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Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.