Right in the family jewels!
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun....
I'm going to serenade all you...or not.
That how you make a drink with some some style.
Don't order the large beer because its the same size as the small.
Why in the hell would you drink drano???
This is what news would be like if the reporters drank.
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and...