Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!
Not what her parents want to hear.
He had one too many drinks and starts fights with everyone.
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
You dont have much balance when you are piss drunk.
Dont try to fly an airplane when your drunk.
Watch this bouncer clean house.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one...
This is what happens when the polish drink too much of their vodka.