It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
My dad owns half of Manhattan!!!
Keyword here is "attempts"...
This drunk guy gets tasered. This is what happens when you dont comply with the cops.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
You dont have much balance when you are piss drunk.
This kid gets a bubble bath shamming by his friends. The bubbles end up pouring out the windows.
This is what happens when you let a female drive when she is drunk...lol
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
He shoots it right into her face...