The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
He better start popping the Tylenol.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
Someones uncle is drunk and wants to dance but they wont let him.
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
This guy makes an ass out of himself at a game.
This kid is begging to be knocked out, and so he is.
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.