If you see someone drowning, laugh out loud.
She was no match for a giant killer wave heading right at her. You're supposed to get your ass out of there, not stop and try playing in it.
You are supposed to use a trailer when you take your jet ski out of the lake. When you try to load it into the back of a van, you FAIL!...and almost drowned.
An escape artist tries to escape a tube of water during a halftime show and nearly drowns.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entere...read more
There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. Hed wante...read more