It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!
Why would you ever want to do this???
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
More drunk people knocking each other out by having a slap contest. Rule of thumb, don't play with the guy that is twice your size.
This is what it looks like when a human contracts rabies.