It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Another reason why Russians are cool.
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
Dancing drunk in the back of a pickup when its moving is never a good idea.
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
He deserved it. Don't mess with the costume!
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his lawn mower.
A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...