There's Peanuts In My Cappuccino
You dont have much balance when you are piss drunk.
After one game you're trashed!
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Just Hanging Around Having a Beer
Somehow he is survived and is alright.
This is a triple fail. He wrecks his motorcycle. He wrecks his motorcycle in front of a hot chick. He wrecks his motorcycle while drunk with a cop across the street.
A hammered business man starts belting out a popular song on the subway.
This is what a redneck keg party looks like.
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!