When I was a kid we used to just sneak a few beers. Now kids are using vodka soaked tampons to get drunk...lol Times have changed!
Stairs are a pain in the ass when you're drunk so why not take a shortcut...
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
That was a win, too bad those shorts are fail.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
Drunk guy leaves the stadium but wants back in. Kicking the door is not going to work. He gets whats coming to him.
Is this considered a bunk bed?