This is what you call piss drunk. He has his buddy piss in his mouth. Thats GROSS.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This redneck drives his tractor while very drunk.
Is this considered a bunk bed?
They lost the tooth but gained the wisdom.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
This happened in my home state. A couple underage kids were drunk from a concert earlier in the day and one of them decided to ride the rail up the escalator but lost his balance.
After one game you're trashed!