Think twice next time you go to order the larger beer. Its a ripoff!
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
These guys are so wasted they can't stay on their feet. There's no way that tent is getting set up.
The flip-flop is putting up a good fight!
This guy is passed out so his buddies decide to tie a string of firecrackers to his foot and set them off.
A squirrel was snacking on fermented pumpkins and got drunk.
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
These guys need to get laid!