The show starts off horrible but ends pretty good thanks to the dog.
hmmm, something don't look right!
Well that was a shocking experience.
That had good form. I give it a 10.
Hmmm, which one do I play with?
I guess dogs will eat just about anything...
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
WOW, this dog is pretty incredible!
That's one way to make an impressive escape.