I would imagine that mom wasn't all that impressed.
What would you do if some guy took a pic of your dick?
Stock market blooper! Wall Street is full of dicks...lol
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery. Ballsack, Ballsack!
That looks like a giant pecker, wait that's not a woodpecker...
Play as a killer whale and eat and destroy everything in your path! Your primary objectives are to eat, breathe, destroy, kill and survive for as long as you can!
A NEW Snuggie made just for Men.
This is what happens when you slam your dick in a car door.
This is a funny clip taken from the movie Team America. There are advantages to being a dick.