It's safe to say that he probably didn't get laid that night.
A farmer digs out his sheep after a huge snow storm buried them all.
The clouds are at war again. In this real-time strategy game you have to lead your army of clouds to victory by capturing all of the clouds in the sky. Use your mouse to send warriors from one cloud to another. Collect stars and use them to increase the speed, capacity and creation rate of your clouds.
When masturbation is made illegal, everyone is faced with a choice: Come or Die!
Did you piss off your buddy by sleeping with his girl. Why not get him a bro bouquet to say you're sorry!
Valentines Day is coming.
Every day this dog waits to collect the mail from his friend the mailman.
Killer seal on the loose.
Dafuq I just watch? End of the world must be close.