Everyone meet the happiest boy in the world.
WTF, is that really coming out of that dog?
What's that noise coming from across the parking lot?
Motherly instincts kick in.
Try this trick out if your kid wont stop crying. Works every time.
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie cant you see...sometimes your words just hypnotize me!
The dog was getting annoyed.
The dude actually starts crying. Fail
She just wants to take half your stuff little man. Hold your ground.
Wow, that was better then I was expecting.