Beer Can Clock Tower

I know what I'm doing with my empties now!

1/29/2013 9:22:22 PM

4,178

Cat Alarm Clock

This dude's cat wakes him up at the same time every morning using a special alarm.

4/17/2012 12:00:00 AM

19,038

Clock Joke

Why shouldnt you tell a secret around a clock?

Because time will tell.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

46,935

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I told my husband that I would be hom...read more

4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,817

Dirty Nursery Rhymes

HICKERY DICKERY DOC
THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND D...read more

6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,015

Palestinian Alarm Clock

LOL Family Guy...He don't care what kind of jokes he makes!

10/22/2012 12:00:00 AM

17,921

Team Celebrates Too Early

Always remember to watch the clock. As long as there is still time left, the other team always has a chance. It was proved at this game.

3/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

117,466

Th clock shop, not cock shop!

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The...read more

11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,853