A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and shell rack your balls.
That is one huge rope swing to FAIL on.
Blonde Star is to the Rescue. Listen to this actual emergency phone call.
A dumb blonde TV host insulted Italian chef Gino D'Acampo. She suggested...
That's a good way to lose all your hair.
This time a blonde takes on a trampoline and loses!
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Maybe if she got off the phone she could park a little better?
Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.
A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...