I'm a bird mother...f'er.
After listening to some dubstep for a few days this bird can drop beats...
He tried to do something nice and it backfired.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
Squirrels always find a way onto bird feeders. Nothing stops them.
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your...
Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
If you try to kick a turkey it will attack you.